"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made"
- M. Facklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
- Sigmund Freud

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
- Anonymous

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
- Unknown

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
- Ann Landers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
- Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
- Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
- James Thurber

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein